HERE IT IS everyone. my long awaited review of The Coral Room's mermaid extravaganza. The 'mermaid' (lets call her Merna) (and yes there was only one) came out for about 10 minutes every hour or so (generally during the change of sets at the concert). Here's the rundown of her performance:
Costume
3.7 (out of 10).
Merna had 2 costumes that she alternated between each of her performances. While the first ensemble, a pink tight tapered skirt with matching pink bikini, was vaguely mermaid-like, the second outfit, a black see-through jumpsuit, was well... just wierd.... and ugly.
Style & Technique
2.2
Although the tank was pretty small, the center section had lots of room for movement. Instead of taking advantage of this space for some inventive moves, Merna just repeated her "swirl, swirl, swim, pose!" sequence over and over across the pool. Of course, there were those few moments when she decided to sit on the coral stool, and unemotionally rub her breast. (think self-breast exam rather than erotic seduction). And there was another special move which is too graphic for this blog (email me) Ewww.
Mermaid Impersonation
2
Merna could only hold her breath for about 3 seconds! Way to kill the illusion, Merna! A monkey could do better!
Her acting was pretty lame too.... she had very little enthusiasm for her profession (which, granted probably sucks).
Verdict:
Lame. Save your money for Scores.
James posted pics of the night on his new blog. Check them out for some cool shots.
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